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A Winnar is not this guy.

ICDTAD: Kevin, Sweetie/Arun, Hon

Leave it to a question about nihilism to attract a crowd willing to die on a hill for literally everything and nothing at the same time. The question in question was of the troll variety, asking if Christians can be nihilists. Nihilism is broadly defined as the rejection of all religious and moral principles, upholding…

Rapid-Fire Rabid Faithfuls

Ever heard the phrase, "learn to internet"? Once upon a time, when I worked in a mobile carrier's call center, a curious behavior cropped up more than once. I would tell people the web address for the company, and next thing I know I'm being read ads for multiple carriers at crazy once-in-a-lifetime discounts and…

Clam Steaks: An Apostrophe

There is a pan-dimensional, incorporeal fish floating approximately half your arm's length behind your head at all times. It is quantum locked to your personal field of view, your brain waves serving as the superconductor. This means that even if you moved your head fast enough to see it, you could not. It is possible…

Minimum Change

I always hate slippery slope arguments because the simple fact of the matter is you were never, ever at the top of the hill, even in the good old days. The tertiary phase of the government's COVID-19 stimulus package includes a measure to raise the minimum wage to 15 dollars per hour by 2025. As…

Incoming? (Miles of Bad Rhodes)

Besides the 25 cents, there's only two periods in this entire block of text. Have a evolution requires proof that it has been in place this cannot be proven are we finest quite the opposite and just as God says there’s nothing new under the sun and again I would ask you can you show…

Dear Religious People #15

Let's go over this one more time. You cannot argue a broadening of semantics with one hand and draw lines in the sand with the other. You cannot insist we're all on the same team and that the game doesn't matter, walk off the field, and then come back five minutes later to demand the…

Apple’s Coke M.U.L.E.

With apologies to Danielle Bunten Berry. To address these points in reverse order for no particular reason: “Just out of curiosity.” Bullshit. Feel free to prove me wrong, though.  “If the Bible never existed, would you be more likely to believe in a creator?” You mean like all the other religions, including the ones that…

Dear Religious People Illustrated

Yesterday, the first day of 2021, I was out with my roommate running errands following a wonderful breakfast at one of our favorite places. I had toast and coffee. I bring this up because as we drove over to the grocery store, I began experiencing some severe abdominal pain. Given I had two cups of…

A Trinity?

Previously, I outlined my rules for engaging with theists or apologists or whatever term they may or may not want to be identified by. To bring you up to speed, if I can boil the position or argument down to one of two generalizations, I don't owe that person any more of my time, the…